May 2013
blasttortoise:
if you dont like kitty pryde you can go fall of a cliff
The minute I start a new job, I get emails from all the other places I’ve applied to over the past few months asking to meet with me for an interview. Sometimes I get very lucky, I’m not complaining, but lucky at the wrong time!
“As a Muslim, I’m sick of people asking me how I feel about 9/11. What do you...”
– Aman Ali (via princessbindi)
DAMN
(via contemplatingmadamebovary)
thefestivedrowse:
someone told me there’s a girl out there
with love in her eyes and flowers in her hair
“Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone...”
–
When Strangers Click, a 2011 documentary about online dating.
It reminds me of that famous Margaret Atwood quote: “Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.” It also reminds me of something written by one of the mods of Sex Worker Problems: “Misandry...
meoplelikepeople:
acrackinthetardis:
nickgrimshade:
do you ever remember that harry is only 18 years old and he’s been accused of sleeping with 410 women and breaking up 3 marriages and he can’t even get a tattoo without being surrounded by thousands of girls and he has no privacy and never actually gets to just be an 18 year old kid
For a minute I thought you were talking about Harry...
hoshaway:
like even though we feel like we see and understand everything much to our surprise everyone actually is a fully three dimensional person with issues and struggles and reasons for everything they do and like we gotta try not to dismiss people as pieces of shit because i don’t think there’s a person in this world that is shallow enough for us to understand everything about them at one...
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“I don’t think there’s going to be any other place in New York like this...”
– Jacques Torres on the beginning of construction on his new “modern Willy Wonka” chocolate factory in Sunset Park, Brooklyn. Watch the NY1 video. (via nycedc)
too-stoned-to-remember:
Why do dogs go mental when they see another dog
I imagine that in their heads they’re like
THAT IS DOG
I AM DOG
DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG
a beautiful, little fool: Effects Of Thinking... →
Effects Of Thinking White People Are “All Like That”:
Literally nothing other than white people having their feelings hurt on the internet
I’m not joking there is no real world consequence of this
Effects Of Thinking People of Color Are “All Like That”:
Saudi student is literally…
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Plot Twist: Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.
mama-bird:
coffeeandklonopin:
coffeeandklonopin:
carpe diem - seize the day
carpe noctem - seize the night
carpe natem - seize the ass
Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.
carpe collum - seize the neck
